Worst tournament ever

[darthvaderlim]

Sasuke 26,28, and 29 are often considered the worst Sasuke tournaments of all time. So for this challenge, create a tournament worst than any of these three.

Mine would be

Have everybody fail the first stage

Bring Sasuke 19 Jumping Spider and Flying Chute, but increase the distance

Increase the jets on the Backstream, but even faster than in 29, while reducing the time limit to 85 seconds

Make the entire Stage Three be a Cliff Dimension and Vertical Limit burst combo without any rest point

Invite 5 Americans or Europeans and all of the foreigners clear Stage One, while all the Japanese competitors fail the First Stage

Digest every clear, while showing Darvish's reaction to every fail like Box Lady in 28

[brz0ny]

Tbh just mix poor editing from 26, poor decision making from 28, and an obstacle so bad it ruins whole stage from 29 and its hard to think of anything worse

[ItalianNinja08]

-All the celebrities will fail the first obstacle, which will be the Rope Glider, and someone will be also severely injured.
-Stage 1 TL is reduced to 80 seconds and the Silk Slider is replaced by the early 26's Rolling Escargot
-Ragivaru makes a shock comeback and becomes the only clear, with a mere 0.01 left.
-Stage 2 has the TL reduced to 85 seconds and the Conveyor Belt is replaced by Metal Spin. Despite this, Anastase managed to clear the Metal Spin while wet and later also the stage, with 0.1 left
-Stage 3 has the introduction of the Swing Edge Dimension and the Ultimate Ultra Crazy Cliffhanger Kai. But amazingly Anastase cleared the stage.
-Final Stage has the TL reduced to 40, second, but Ragivaru unbelievably becomes the 5th ever Grand Champion, pressing the button at the very last second (0.00, like Jordan in 8)
-Inui faints and is istantly hospitalized. Luckily nothing serious for him.
-This tournament will never be mentioned on the YouTube Channel, the best result according to TBS is Kawaguchi who timed out on the wall for a 6th time

[dakohosu]

Jan 30, 2024 6:45:22 GMT -5 ItalianNinja08 said:

-All the celebrities will fail the first obstacle, which will be the Rope Glider, and someone will be also severely injured.
-Stage 1 TL is reduced to 80 seconds and the Silk Slider is replaced by the early 26's Rolling Escargot
-Ragivaru makes a shock comeback and becomes the only clear, with a mere 0.01 left.
-Stage 2 has the TL reduced to 85 seconds and the Conveyor Belt is replaced by Metal Spin. Despite this, Anastase managed to clear the Metal Spin while wet and later also the stage, with 0.1 left
-Stage 3 has the introduction of the Swing Edge Dimension and the Ultimate Ultra Crazy Cliffhanger Kai. But amazingly Anastase cleared the stage.
-Final Stage has the TL reduced to 40, second, but Ragivaru unbelievably becomes the 5th ever Grand Champion, pressing the button at the very last second (0.00, like Jordan in 8)
-Inui faints and is istantly hospitalized. Luckily nothing serious for him.
-This tournament will never be mentioned on the YouTube Channel, the best result according to TBS is Kawaguchi who timed out on the wall for a 6th time

Not gonna lie. With the obvious exception of Inui being hospitalised, doesn't sound that bad to me, lol.

[dakohosu]

Jan 30, 2024 6:01:10 GMT -5 brz0ny said:

Tbh just mix poor editing from 26, poor decision making from 28, and an obstacle so bad it ruins whole stage from 29 and its hard to think of anything worse

I'd say add in the following and you're golden:

- Similar results to that of, say, 20 or 33 (either barely incremental improvement without the shock factor, or regression due to an obstacle malfunction)
- General lack of polish on the course similar to that of 38, with the numerous obstacle malfunctions
- Weather conditions of 39, where the best competitors running at the end get robbed by rain
- Weak competitive field like we got in 28
- Impossibly hard Stage 3 like in 33, which consolidates that no matter where someone failed, the tournament was ending there
- Mix the mish mashy editing of 26 with the 3.5 hour Stage 1s from recent tournaments with loads of drawn out comedian/celebrity runs