Wipeout SASUKE

[kianmike]

Everyone,ever since I got unbanned from Wipeout,I've developed an extreme love for it.So that inspired me to make my own SASUKE tournament using Wipeout obstacles,here on SMF.Now,this is run somewhat like SMF SASUKE,except I've changed the concept of what you have to do in order to complete all 4 stages.

Here's what you have to do to compete:
You will be tasked with creating a custom ninja (custom name,custom residence,& custom job).You will then have to give them a certain number of characteristic points for these characteristics:balance/coordination,speed,technique,dexterity,agility,& endurance.

Here's the thing:you 130 points to spend to split into these 6 skills for your competitor,so everyone has the same chance right now.After 4 or 5 custom competitors have been crafted,I will reveal all of the obstacles,& the tournament will therefore begin.

Wipeout SASUKE 1 will begin shortly,now it's time to start crafting your custom competitor.Please note that the results will be scripted (they will be decided by me).

Here are the characteristics:
Balance/Coordination:
Speed:
Technique:
Dexterity:
Agility:
Endurance:

[dlusher]

Donovan Lusher, England, working in the railway station.
Balance/coordination:130
Speed:130
Technique:130
Dexterity:130
Agility:130
Endurance:130

[Deleted]

Logan Skelton, Scotland, Professional Idiot

Balance/Coordination: 21
Speed: 21
Technique: 21
Dexterity: 21
Agility: 21
Endurance: 25

[kianmike]

I am extremely hopeful for you,Logan & Donovan.We'll see if that is good enough for total victory.

[kianmike]

Here is the final lineup for Wipeout SASUKE 1:

Number	Competitor	Profile
#59	Kenji Shimon	Made-up competitor
#98	Donovan Lusher	American SASUKE Docs Host
#99	Logan Skelton	RNW LIVE Host
#100	Geoff Britten	1st American Ninja Warrior

Spoiler:There will be a winner,but no kanzenseiha.

[kianmike]

Wipeout SASUKE 1 Broadcast:
Welcome,to Wipeout SASUKE! We have 100 competitors looking to get to Stage 4,& bring home a victory.Including:Kenji Shimon,Donovan Lusher,Logan Skelton,& Geoff Britten.Also,in a last-minute change,this will work like SASUKE,where it's possible for no one to win.

Stage 1:
1.Topple Towers
2.Suckerpunch
3.Big Balls
4.Cookie Cutter Swing
Time Limit:1:00

First up is Kenji Shimon,someone who doesn't exist.After a freak accident,Kenji Darvish & Shimon Okura were morphed into one.Now he's looking to inspire a nation.

Topple Towers:Fail
Failed Topple Towers,1st set

Next up is Donovan Lusher,the host of American SASUKE Docs,who's best known for interrupting people's days by PMing them on Facebook.Let's see how he does.

Topple Towers:Clear
Suckerpunch:Clear
Big Balls:Fail
Failed Big Balls,2nd ball

Now it's Logan Skelton,also known as,the Yu-Gi-Oh Ninja.He has Yu-Gi-Oh duels on his YouTube channel,hence his nickname.

Topple Towers:Clear
Suckerpunch:Clear
Big Balls:Fail
Failed Big Balls,3rd ball

Now the final runner on Stage 1 is Geoff Britten.99 have gone,none have gotten to the end,can Geoff be the first?

Topple Towers:Clear
Suckerpunch:Clear
Big Balls:Clear
Cookie Cutter Swing:Clear

He's done it! Geoff Britten,has become the lone survivor of Stage 1,with 2.7 seconds left!


Now let's look at Stage 2:
1.Killer Surf
2.Barrel Run
3.Spinner
4.Launch Pads
Time Limit:1:30

It's time for our first & only competitor to run Stage 2,is the first-ever,American Ninja Warrior,Geoff Britten!!!

Logan:C'mon,Geoff! Gambatte!!!

Killer Surf:Clear
Barrel Run:Clear
Spinner:Clear
Launch Pads:Clear

& the sole survivor of Stage 1,is the sole survivor of Stage 2,with 12.9 seconds left!

So,Stage 3 consists of 4 obstacles:
1.Dizzy Dummy w/ Balance Beam
2.Tippy Tables
3.Crazy Beams
4.Dreadmill w/ Final Gap
Time Limit:Unlimited

We started with 100 at the beginning of today.Only one,Geoff Britten,survived Stage 1.He then was the lone survivor again on Stage 2.Now he's looking to take this "sole survivor" story to Stage 4,& claim the title of champion,like he did in ANW7? Let's find out,right here,right now.

Dizzy Dummy:Clear
Tippy Tables:Clear
Crazy Beams:Clear
Dreadmill:Fail
Failed Dreadmill,Final Gap

So this tournament ends without a Stage 4 attempt.For everyone else at Midociyama Studios,I'm KIAN (Mike Vasquez),& we'll see you next time on Wipeout SASUKE.

Stage 4:
Classic Sweeper
Time:2:30.00