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Post by Eclipse on Oct 8, 2015 13:20:20 GMT -5
I thought it would be fun to make a thread about possible Sasuke Conspiracy theories and discuss them, ridiculous or realistic: NOTE: This thread is all wild speculation and nothing should be taken as fact or even rumor!- Nagano has won total victory 6 times, but 5 of those he helped the network fake the results, knowing too many victories would lower ratings. - TBS intentionally rigged the first stage pipe slider in Sasuke 23 to try and get Nagano out. {"Sasuke 31 Spoilers"} - The whole cliffhanger fiasco in Sasuke 31 was TBS' way of preventing Drew from beating out potential Japanese contestants that season.
- Yamada knew he couldn't wear those gloves but hoped nobody would notice. - Drew Dreschel is Kane Kosugi. - Yamada suffers from extreme PTSD after losing in Saruke and that is why his performances are bad. The Macaque he had run the course in Sasuke 31 was his therapy monkey helping him treat the condition. - The fire used on Stage 2 is actually meant to create heat to allow precipitation to evaporate faster. - TBS hired a hypnotist to kidnap Levi Meeuwenberg and hypnotize him into becoming a farmer.
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Post by wrestlingfan55 on Oct 8, 2015 14:17:24 GMT -5
Sasuke 31 spoilers (or can we talk about it now?) They secretly made the Tackle Box heavier so that Nagano, Yuuji and Ryo would fail the Warped Wall.
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Post by Eclipse on Oct 8, 2015 14:23:00 GMT -5
Sasuke 31 spoilers (or can we talk about it now?) They secretly made the Tackle Box heavier so that Nagano, Yuuji and Ryo would fail the Warped Wall. Spoilers are required at a MINIMUM until Sasuke 32 airs, but is considered courteous to use them until a few seasons have passed
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2015 14:28:32 GMT -5
Levi Meeuwenberg got a facelift and a new identity and thus Wreath Man was born!
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Post by LusitaniaAngel313 on Oct 8, 2015 14:35:06 GMT -5
A curse is on Shingo's hat. No. Literally. A curse was cast on any hat Shingo wears causing him to fail stage 1 somewhere.
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Post by arsenette on Oct 8, 2015 14:40:06 GMT -5
All of this is spam since it only perpetuates rumors and causes new people who immediately accept anything written on the internet to be gospel to perpetuate myth as fact.. doesn't belong in a General Sasuke forum and honestly shouldn't even be discussed. It causes more harm than good and is counterproductive for a show you supposedly like.
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Post by wrestlingfan55 on Oct 8, 2015 15:09:47 GMT -5
Yuuji knew he couldn't beat Stage 3 in 26 so he deliberately failed the Halfpipe Attack.
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Post by Eclipse on Oct 8, 2015 16:34:16 GMT -5
All of this is spam since it only perpetuates rumors and causes new people who immediately accept anything written on the internet to be gospel to perpetuate myth as fact.. doesn't belong in a General Sasuke forum and honestly shouldn't even be discussed. It causes more harm than good and is counterproductive for a show you supposedly like. I had thought General Sasuke was appropriate since it was related, but when you explain it that way, I have no problem if the admins were to move this to the SPAM forum. I understand and respect your concerns with this being accidentally taken as fact, and can clearly mark that in my top post if you'd like, but I think it's a tad harsh to hint that I 'supposedly' like this show because I wanted to make a satirical thread. If you'd like to discuss this more feel free to message me privately and we ca n exchange thoughts I
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Post by RiderLeangle on Oct 8, 2015 16:46:20 GMT -5
I agree with Arsenette to a degree, I definitely agree with should be in the spam forum and not general sasuke, but as long as people realize it's a joke I see no problem with it continuing to exist (while contained there). That being said...
The Swap Salmon Ladder DQ's were intentional and an inside job, JET FUEL CAN'T MELT SALMON LADDERS!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2015 16:52:52 GMT -5
The backstream was filled with poison whenever Shingo was in the tank.
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Post by supremekai on Oct 8, 2015 17:12:54 GMT -5
THIS REMINDS ME OF A PREVIOUS THREAD WHERE 1 GUY WAS ACTUALLY SERIOUS: Joem789: It amazes me at how much information about Sasuke is kept hidden from the public. It's a rigged game you know. Completely politically influenced. This has been the case for American shows for many years. You can't watch a fair game on TV in USA. And Sasuke wasn't always that way. But today it is. It became increasingly influenced by politics after its growing popularity around the world. And for profit's sake, the statistics have to be controlled. To do that, it must be determined how many win or lose. Not just that. But its "how" they win or lose that matters because that influences viewers. An example is seeing Nagano fail his a** off. And in Japan, they will no longer tolerate an American winning the competition. How do they stop it? The same way they stop anyone from winning a stage. They grease up certain areas between runs. The last show with Americans had one participant complaining about a rope slip. He felt a greasy texture on his hands after he hit the water. On the episode, you see his surprise and his look of "WTF?" while checking out his hands. He actually spoke out about it afterwards. But that was edited out and shunned. The warped wall has been made slippery many times, including last year when Nagano couldn't make it no matter how hard he tried. The All Stars are being conspired against. It isn't because the stages are harder. It is because of the desire to roadblock the older and wiser competitors. Instead, they are opting for the younger and dumber "patsies" that lust for personal fame and show drama in front of a camera. The same crap we see in Hollywood every day. Japan is becoming a freakshow altogether. And anyone who think Sasuke isn't rigged, they aren't very smart. Else they are living in denial. Face the facts. Ninja Warrior as it once was in DEAD. Rider: Not sure if trolling or just very stoned... I'm not sure which I'm more confused about... Where you're pulling this made up info from or the fact that Sasuke is getting conspiracy theories now... Kamran: If you look very closely at Nagano's sasuke 12 final stage run (with an inverted camera and greyscale picture quality) you can clearly see George Bush stamping on Nagano's hand as he was about to get Kanzenseiha. Why, you might ask? Well, you see Bush wanted Nagano to get Kanzenseiha 5 years after 9/11 because 5x130 + 16 is clearly 666. Satanism obviously. Rider: Is this related to how Al Gore sabotaged Sasuke 8? All his talk of Global Warming and trying to get people to make a change was just to change the climate enough to cause rain on that night, he was payed off by Higuchi to ensure no foreigners would win his show Read more: sasukemaniac.proboards.com/thread/5057/applying-ninja-warrior-sasuke#ixzz3o17Q2ZSY
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Post by RiderLeangle on Oct 8, 2015 17:32:01 GMT -5
Rider: Not sure if trolling or just very stoned... I'm not sure which I'm more confused about... Where you're pulling this made up info from or the fact that Sasuke is getting conspiracy theories now... If anyone doesn't see that as a joke they're the ones who are stoned Rider: Is this related to how Al Gore sabotaged Sasuke 8? All his talk of Global Warming and trying to get people to make a change was just to change the climate enough to cause rain on that night, he was payed off by Higuchi to ensure no foreigners would win his show 100% related. There's all kinds of s*** they're not telling the truth on, there's a whole secret society devoted to rigging Sasuke and ANW and all the spinoffs, don't be one of the sheeple who fall for the claims the Illumininja don't exist, they're real, damn real...
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Post by supremekai on Oct 8, 2015 17:41:42 GMT -5
Rider: Not sure if trolling or just very stoned... I'm not sure which I'm more confused about... Where you're pulling this made up info from or the fact that Sasuke is getting conspiracy theories now... If anyone doesn't see that as a joke they're the ones who are stoned Rider: Is this related to how Al Gore sabotaged Sasuke 8? All his talk of Global Warming and trying to get people to make a change was just to change the climate enough to cause rain on that night, he was payed off by Higuchi to ensure no foreigners would win his show 100% related. There's all kinds of s*** they're not telling the truth on, there's a whole secret society devoted to rigging Sasuke and ANW and all the spinoffs, don't be one of the sheeple who fall for the claims the Illumininja don't exist, they're real, damn real... Rider I hope you realize I'm not addressing you, it was YOU who said that.
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Post by RiderLeangle on Oct 8, 2015 17:44:43 GMT -5
If anyone doesn't see that as a joke they're the ones who are stoned 100% related. There's all kinds of s*** they're not telling the truth on, there's a whole secret society devoted to rigging Sasuke and ANW and all the spinoffs, don't be one of the sheeple who fall for the claims the Illumininja don't exist, they're real, damn real... Rider I hope you realize I'm not addressing you, it was YOU who said that. No I did not realize, I didn't even remember it happened lol
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Post by thatoneuser on Oct 8, 2015 22:50:33 GMT -5
Inui invited Kota Ibushi because he knew that there are a lot of wrestling fans on SMF
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Post by arsenette on Oct 8, 2015 23:42:01 GMT -5
The 31 "conspiracy" just reaffirms that I will never discuss things that aren't public. Having fielded hundreds of hateful calls of sabotage and perpetuated to be truth, I have very little patience for it. I won't make the same mistake twice.
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Post by thatoneuser on Oct 9, 2015 0:17:20 GMT -5
The 31 "conspiracy" just reaffirms that I will never discuss things that aren't public. Having fielded hundreds of hateful calls of sabotage and perpetuated to be truth, I have very little patience for it. I won't make the same mistake twice. For clarification, these are all fictional, humorous "rumors" meant solely to chuckle at as we kill time for SASUKE 32. I don't think there are any honest accusations of "sabotage" or otherwise.
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Post by arsenette on Oct 9, 2015 0:31:34 GMT -5
The 31 "conspiracy" just reaffirms that I will never discuss things that aren't public. Having fielded hundreds of hateful calls of sabotage and perpetuated to be truth, I have very little patience for it. I won't make the same mistake twice. For clarification, these are all fictional, humorous "rumors" meant solely to chuckle at as we kill time for SASUKE 32. I don't think there are any honest accusations of "sabotage" or otherwise. I vehemently disagree. Many here have twisted my words. Not only is it perpetuated as fact but it's further compounded by a bad attempt at "humor". You guys think SMF is a small little bubble with only 10 people. People believe this to be actual fact. Again, I will never disclose non-public things again. It's certainly not worth the hate mail and accusations of sabotage that are groundless. It's a slap in the face to those who thought you guys would be responsible with the information.
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Post by RiderLeangle on Oct 9, 2015 0:58:46 GMT -5
I think this particular case is taken a bit out of context, it's clearly intended as a joke in this context and nowhere near truth, just looking at the other "conspiracy theories" should show it's not to be taken seriously.
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Post by arsenette on Oct 9, 2015 2:31:17 GMT -5
I think this particular case is taken a bit out of context, it's clearly intended as a joke in this context and nowhere near truth, just looking at the other "conspiracy theories" should show it's not to be taken seriously. That may the case in your eyes but my inbox from people who don't even read SMF destroy that sentiment. Your goofing around creating invented "conspiracies" as your way to have fun have already poisoned the pool of people who want to believe TBS is sabotaging people because of racism against Americans. Hell just read the Facebook comments alone and you see how out of hand things have gotten. Especially with both TBS and NBC actively monitoring our boards, it's exceptionally stupid to continue this. So yeah, I'm done.
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