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Post by Not-so innocent Bystander... on Jul 23, 2015 21:54:26 GMT -5
I've actually thought about it given my sick mind, and in theory, if TBS and Inui were to team up in the ultimate ratings trap, in a death battle of the All-Stars, I believe either Takeda or Yamada would win.
This is because:
1) Nagano would simply not fight back due to his pacifism
2) Shingo would probably somehow accidentally KO himself.
3) Akiyama's poor eyesight would be a great disadvantage.
4) Bunpei would probably collapse/already be dead before the fight started, if he could even show up to begin with.
Although I think Yamada is physically stronger than Takeda, he would probably be too slow to deliver a finishing blow, and Takeda is easily faster and more agile. I can't decide though... What do you guys think?
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Post by fleshold on Jul 23, 2015 23:32:19 GMT -5
Yamada would find a way to somehow get disqualified halfway throughout, and Takeda would appear strong but would have a direct rivalry with Shingo, causing him to fail due to death from laughter at Shingos self KO
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Post by LusitaniaAngel313 on Jul 23, 2015 23:43:05 GMT -5
Oh wow I can't stop laughing at this! XD Even though it's morbid I can't stop laughing over the fact that I can SERIOUSLY imagine Shingo KOing HIMSELF! XD I can't decide so... Oh the heck with it. GO SHINGO! XD
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Post by Not-so innocent Bystander... on Jul 24, 2015 6:04:11 GMT -5
Yamada would find a way to somehow get disqualified halfway throughout, and Takeda would appear strong but would have a direct rivalry with Shingo, causing him to fail due to death from laughter at Shingos self KO I think Yamada would do that on purpouse to save himself if necessary, and would probably take significant damage from Akiyama before eventually overcoming him. Not to mention he could attack by throwing his wife and children at people |
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Post by Amber on Jul 24, 2015 10:20:26 GMT -5
Shingo trips on a wet floor and get's KO'd LOL
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Post by yamfriend on Jul 24, 2015 12:30:30 GMT -5
1.) Make a Mii of each All-Star.
2.) Bring each of them into Super Smash Bros. for Wii U as a Mii Fighter.
3.) Have a 6-player free-for-all match (with each of them as a Level 9 CPU) on a tournament-approved stage.
4.) The winner is nature's way of predicting who would win in real life.
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Post by dyer on Jul 25, 2015 12:04:41 GMT -5
I've actually thought about it given my sick mind, and in theory, if TBS and Inui were to team up in the ultimate ratings trap, in a death battle of the All-Stars, I believe either Takeda or Yamada would win. This is because: 1) Nagano would simply not fight back due to his pacifism 2) Shingo would probably somehow accidentally KO himself. 3) Akiyama's poor eyesight would be a great disadvantage. 4) Bunpei would probably collapse/already be dead before the fight started, if he could even show up to begin with. Although I think Yamada is physically stronger than Takeda, he would probably be too slow to deliver a finishing blow, and Takeda is easily faster and more agile. I can't decide though... What do you guys think? hmm... i will give a good answer. all of the all stars (except nagano) fight one another and somehow ko each other. nagano didn't fight and let everyone else did, so he wins by default. |
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Post by brockriebe6 on Jul 26, 2015 15:10:22 GMT -5
Well considering Yamada is the terminator he'd probably win.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2015 18:34:48 GMT -5
Nagano would dodge everything Yamada throws at him and Yamada would pass out due to exhaustion, Shingo would fall out of the ring, Takeda would get cocky and end up getting KO'ed, Bunpei would be too injured to fight and Akiyama would ultimately beat everyone by not needing to see them to beat them.
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Post by wrestlingfan55 on Aug 15, 2015 13:43:55 GMT -5
Poor Shingo, no one gives him a chance.
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Post by Amber on Aug 15, 2015 13:46:56 GMT -5
Nagano would dodge everything Yamada throws at him and Yamada would pass out due to exhaustion, Shingo would fall out of the ring, Takeda would get cocky and end up getting KO'ed, Bunpei would be too injured to fight and Akiyama would ultimately beat everyone by not needing to see them to beat them. Yamada would drop off a small platform and fake an injury to get out of the fight |
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Post by wrestlingfan55 on Aug 15, 2015 16:43:47 GMT -5
And Takeda will build up a lot of hope and just as he looks like he's going to do it, he'll suddenly fatigue and fold like a cheap suit.
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Post by Not-so innocent Bystander... on Aug 15, 2015 18:01:30 GMT -5
Or maybe Akiyama would win, but then Yamada would come back and point out that he used an illegal tactic and win....
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Post by wrestlingfan55 on Aug 15, 2015 19:03:08 GMT -5
Or Nagano uses an illegal tactic unintentionally and disqualifies himself.
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Post by Not-so innocent Bystander... on Aug 15, 2015 19:42:38 GMT -5
Or Nagano uses an illegal tactic unintentionally and disqualifies himself. Nagano would not win tbh.... And the only hope Bunpei has is if he: 1) Pretends to die from sunstroke and then plays dead until he is the only survivor 2) Calls in the Japanese Governement to take out the others |
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Post by LusitaniaAngel313 on Aug 15, 2015 20:09:59 GMT -5
and what about Shingo? Does he suddenly go beast mode in pressure like in SASUKE 23? XD
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Post by Not-so innocent Bystander... on Aug 15, 2015 20:27:55 GMT -5
Here is my play by play of the fight. The arena is circular, seven metres across. It is surrounded by circular bleachers with every major Sasuke competitor ever watching. Yuuji acts as referee. Yamada wanted to sell hotdogs to the crowd but was forced into the fight. Even Kane Kosugi showed for the momentous occasion. If somebody dies, a cannon sounds ala hunger games. The time limit is five minutes. If more than than one survivor is left after five minutes, Wreath Man arrives and kills everybody. 1, 2, 3..... FIGHT!
1) As soon as the bell rings Bunpei takes the first step forward. He immediately collapses from exhaustion and dies. The cannon sounds. There is 30 seconds of stunned silence. Time left: 4:30
2) Everbody but Nagano lunges forward. It looks like the fight will truly begin, but Nagano intervenes. He gives a small speech about pacifism, but Inui is having none of it. An alarm sounds and a razor sharp slider jump shoots of the wall. It extends three quarters of the way and impales Nagano. The cannon sounds Time left: 3:40
3) Yamada immediately dives towards Akiyama, and Shingo immediately dives for Takeda. For 1 minute they all struggle, but Shingo steps back, slips on some water and falls. His head hits the floor hard, killing him. The cannon sounds, and Shingo's hat lies beside him. Takeda jumps in cockiness and celebration, but also slips. This dazes him, but does not kill him. He stays down. Time left: 2:15
4) Yamada and Akiyama are still fighting, and seem evenly matched. Yamada's sumo skills are paying off. But suddenly, Akiyama gains the upper hand! Realising he is losing, Yamada produces a can of Sasuke spray and douses Akiyama with it, covering his face and eyes. Blinded, Akiyama stumbles back and Yamada delivers the killing blow. The cannon sounds and the crowd goes silent in sadness. Time left: 1:30
5) Yamada believes he has won, and is glad to be finally back in the limelight. He sheds a tear in happiness, even the black tigers are cheering. Mr Sasuke is trending on twitter, and Naruto fans everywhere are overjoyed... And then Takeda rises. The final battle begins. Time left. 1:15
6) The two go for each other. For thirty seconds they grapple, evenly matched. Then another alarm sounds. On a digital screen, they announce Yamada is being disqualified for using Sasuke spray.... An illegal move. Below him, a giant platform shaped like a warped wall begins to descend rapidly into a fire pit. Yamada appears stunned. Time left: 30 seconds.
7) Yamada knows what he must do. He tries, he truly tries to get over the warped wall. His fingers close around the top but his grip isn't strong enough and he slides back down, defeated. Meanwhile Takeda stands horrified. Wreath Man is slowly approaching the arena, ready for action. In a final desperate plea, Yamada cries out to the Black Tigers. They rush to help but it is too late. Yamada is consumed by the smoke and dissapears from sight. The cannon sounds. The fight is over. Time left: One second.
8) Takeda collapses, exhausted. The crowd roars all around him and he smiles with the joy of surviving. Inside he is hurting, having lost his friends but for now he doesn't care. He puts on Shingo's hat as the Black Tigers stand around awkwardly. He orders them to extinguish the fire, too tired to do it himself. Finally, Takeda turns to Inui. "Can I attempt the final stage now?" He asks. "No way!" Replies Inui. The broadcast ends.
9) Later in the day, the arena is deserted and silent. But something stirs. The other bodies have been removed, but the pit remained untouched. Protected by layers upon layers of Sasuke spray, fire is less effective, and having been lost in the smoke, no-one truly saw him die. Katsumi Yamada opens his eyes.....
TO BE CONTINUED.....
If you enjoyed this, please tell me what you thought below! If this is popular enough, i'll make a part two involving the Shin-Sedai!
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Post by LusitaniaAngel313 on Aug 15, 2015 20:55:24 GMT -5
... Now where did the water come from?! Seriously? Also Shingo... killed by concussion...  (BTW I like this but I wish Shingo lived longer) |
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Post by Not-so innocent Bystander... on Aug 15, 2015 21:05:01 GMT -5
... Now where did the water come from?! Seriously? Also Shingo... killed by concussion... (BTW I like this but I wish Shingo lived longer) Considering Inui directed the death battle, there would have to be water somewhere! He originally wanted the arena to be a giant backstream. And slipping is just the kind of derpy thing Shingo would do. Don't worry though, i'm planning an All-Star rematch with Shingo lasting longer! |
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Post by LusitaniaAngel313 on Aug 15, 2015 21:29:48 GMT -5
... Now where did the water come from?! Seriously? Also Shingo... killed by concussion... (BTW I like this but I wish Shingo lived longer) Considering Inui directed the death battle, there would have to be water somewhere! He originally wanted the arena to be a giant backstream. And slipping is just the kind of derpy thing Shingo would do. Don't worry though, i'm planning an All-Star rematch with Shingo lasting longer! How?! They're mostly dead! O.O |
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(BTW I like this but I wish Shingo lived longer)