Katsumi Tries Again (Another SMF Exclusive)
Jul 25, 2014 22:22:37 GMT -5
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Post by lostinube on Jul 25, 2014 22:22:37 GMT -5
Entrance Staff #1 (ES1): Uh oh. Look who's coming.
Entrance Staff #2 (ES2): Don't worry, I'm ready to call security if he tries to spray you again.
Katsumi Yamada: Hello!
ES1: We'll let you in if you pay. And we'll forget about what happened the other day.
Katsumi: But I used all my money getting out of jail!
ES2: We're sorry sir. Word from the top.
Katsumi: Alright. *Walks away*
ES1: Whew. That was easy.
Customer: Hello!
ES1: Wow! Mil Mascaras! *Both staff start singing Sky High1*
Mil Mascaras: Yes! It is I! World famous wrestler Mr. Mascara!
ES2: Wait. What? Mr. Mascara? *Tries to take off Mr. Mascara's mask*
Mr. Mascara: No! You must never take off the mask of a luchadore! I will lose all my powers! *Runs away*
ES1: I think that was...
ES2: I know.
Customer: Hi guys! I'm late for my shift!
ES1: And you would be?
Customer: I'm SASUKE's Hiroshi Kanto!
ES2: You mean Hitoshi Kanno?
Hitoshi Kanno: Uh...yeah!
ES1: You look more like Genki Sudo.
Hitoshi Kanno: Would you let him in for free?
ES1: No.
ES2: I hate to tell you this but it looks like "you" are walking to "your" skull car right over there.
Real Hitoshi: Hey Mr. Yamada!
Hitoshi: Uh...hey me. Can you get me into the park?
Real Hitoshi: No can do! I have meeting about my skull jewelry. Some company called Sky Net. They're really interested in my designs. I think I can make a big ring sale!
Hitoshi: *Runs away again*
ES1: I don't think I can take much more of th....
Customer: Hola!
ES2: Oh god. And you are?
Customer: I am...Senor SASUKE!
ES1: As in Mr. SASUKE?
Senor SASUKE: Almost! For I am from Mexico! Not Japan! See my sombrero? I have traveled here to try this SASUKE course! For free!
ES1: Even if you are Senor SASUKE, why should we let you in for free?
Senor SASUKE: Uh...Ole! *Runs away*
ES2: That has to be it, right? He can't...
Customer: It's me! Kenji Darvish!
ES1: No no no no no no no...
ES2: That's it.
*Later that night*
...so anyway, the police are being really nice. They didn't throw me into a cell but they're keeping me at the police station until someone can take me away. I can use my phone. They have free wifi here! But my wife said she isn't picking me up this time and...
Shingo Yamamoto: Honey! How do I block a LINE user?
1. Jigsaw's Sky High is Mil Mascaras' entrance theme song in Japan.
Entrance Staff #2 (ES2): Don't worry, I'm ready to call security if he tries to spray you again.
Katsumi Yamada: Hello!
ES1: We'll let you in if you pay. And we'll forget about what happened the other day.
Katsumi: But I used all my money getting out of jail!
ES2: We're sorry sir. Word from the top.
Katsumi: Alright. *Walks away*
ES1: Whew. That was easy.
Customer: Hello!
ES1: Wow! Mil Mascaras! *Both staff start singing Sky High1*
Mil Mascaras: Yes! It is I! World famous wrestler Mr. Mascara!
ES2: Wait. What? Mr. Mascara? *Tries to take off Mr. Mascara's mask*
Mr. Mascara: No! You must never take off the mask of a luchadore! I will lose all my powers! *Runs away*
ES1: I think that was...
ES2: I know.
Customer: Hi guys! I'm late for my shift!
ES1: And you would be?
Customer: I'm SASUKE's Hiroshi Kanto!
ES2: You mean Hitoshi Kanno?
Hitoshi Kanno: Uh...yeah!
ES1: You look more like Genki Sudo.
Hitoshi Kanno: Would you let him in for free?
ES1: No.
ES2: I hate to tell you this but it looks like "you" are walking to "your" skull car right over there.
Real Hitoshi: Hey Mr. Yamada!
Hitoshi: Uh...hey me. Can you get me into the park?
Real Hitoshi: No can do! I have meeting about my skull jewelry. Some company called Sky Net. They're really interested in my designs. I think I can make a big ring sale!
Hitoshi: *Runs away again*
ES1: I don't think I can take much more of th....
Customer: Hola!
ES2: Oh god. And you are?
Customer: I am...Senor SASUKE!
ES1: As in Mr. SASUKE?
Senor SASUKE: Almost! For I am from Mexico! Not Japan! See my sombrero? I have traveled here to try this SASUKE course! For free!
ES1: Even if you are Senor SASUKE, why should we let you in for free?
Senor SASUKE: Uh...Ole! *Runs away*
ES2: That has to be it, right? He can't...
Customer: It's me! Kenji Darvish!
ES1: No no no no no no no...
ES2: That's it.
*Later that night*
...so anyway, the police are being really nice. They didn't throw me into a cell but they're keeping me at the police station until someone can take me away. I can use my phone. They have free wifi here! But my wife said she isn't picking me up this time and...
Shingo Yamamoto: Honey! How do I block a LINE user?
1. Jigsaw's Sky High is Mil Mascaras' entrance theme song in Japan.