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Post by UnrealCanine on Mar 2, 2014 7:06:19 GMT -5
Dude, I'm already not a fan of these 'super-hard, physics breaking' courses, and even Superman couldn't complete this
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Post by bigblind168 on Mar 2, 2014 10:15:50 GMT -5
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Post by lostinube on Mar 2, 2014 13:23:21 GMT -5
I believe that for years, there has been an over-emphasis on physical ability and little to no emphasis on mental strength.
Thus I propose the following:
1st Stage Same as in SASUKE 29 but prior to pressing the button, all contestants must give a full and accurate summation of Wiles' Proof of Fermat's Last Theorem to a panel of mathematicians.
2nd Stage Same as in SASUKE 29 but before starting the course, each contestant must accurately recite a line from Marcel Proust's In Search of Lost Time. The line will be decided at random.
3rd Stage Same as in SASUKE 29 but contestants must also sing Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen as they are running the course, including resting time. Thus the longer they take, the more of the cycle they have to remember. If they miss a note but complete the course, it counts as a disqualification.
4th Stage Same as in SASUKE 29.
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Post by Lachlan on Mar 5, 2014 4:35:58 GMT -5
I believe that for years, there has been an over-emphasis on physical ability and little to no emphasis on mental strength. Thus I propose the following: 1st Stage Same as in SASUKE 29 but prior to pressing the button, all contestants must give a full and accurate summation of Wiles' Proof of Fermat's Last Theorem to a panel of mathematicians. 2nd Stage Same as in SASUKE 29 but before starting the course, each contestant must accurately recite a line from Marcel Proust's In Search of Lost Time. The line will be decided at random. 3rd Stage Same as in SASUKE 29 but contestants must also sing Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen as they are running the course, including resting time. Thus the longer they take, the more of the cycle they have to remember. If they miss a note but complete the course, it counts as a disqualification. 4th Stage Same as in SASUKE 29. I am guessing you want a first stage tournament ending?
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Post by wrestlingfan55 on Mar 5, 2014 13:01:35 GMT -5
^ Not gonna lie, I've always wanted to see all 100 fail stage 1.
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Post by RobbyMac on Mar 5, 2014 13:33:36 GMT -5
Stage 1: 1. Step Slider.... The long jump is unnecessary 2. Rolling Escargot 3. Hedgehog 4. Jump Hang Kai 5. Ni-Ren Soritatsu Kabe 6. Spinning Bridge 7. Rope Swing + Rope Climb 100 seconds
Stage 2: 1. Cross Slider 2. Swap Salmon Ladder 3. Unstable Bridges with 2 boards... 2nd board with only 2 hooks. 4. Spider Climb closer to the earlier version 5. Balance Tank 6. Metal Spin 7. Wall Lifting Time 90 seconds (This doesn't mean I don't like the water tank, but I'd like to see obstacles people can actually fail...)
Stage 3. 1. Rumbling Dice 2. Body Prop 3. Crazy Cliff Hanger 4. Vertical Limit. 5-6. 3 Flying Bar > 1 Flying Nunchuck > Green Bar of Rest 7. Pipe Slider > Far platform 30 second wait between obstacles
4: Spider Climb G-Rope 30 seconds
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Post by SKC99 on Mar 5, 2014 16:48:48 GMT -5
HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!
First Stage: 1. Barrel Throw (from ASEAN Cup) 2. Barrel Climb (5 Barrels to run up instead of 3) 3. Castaway (from Viking) 4. Hedgehog 5. Math Parley (from Viking) 6. (Obviously) Spin Bridge (or Cannonball from Viking) 7. 2 Warped Walls 8. Horizontal Rope that Nagano Crossed in Viking Time Limit: 110 Seconds
Second Stage: 1. Unicycle Ride Across Narrow Beam 2. Sucker Punch (from Wipeout) 3. Hand Walking Across Rocks 4. Jumping Up Set of Narrow Steps with Pogo Stick 5. Backstream (with bipolar Sasuke 29 jets) 6. Treadmill and Big Red Balls (from Wipeout) 7. Wall Lift with 4 ASEAN CUP Walls (20, 30, 40, 50) Time Limit: 100 Seconds
Third and Final Stages: Same as 29
Even though the last 2 stages shall remain unchanged, the first 2 are too easy and need some type of Banzuke, Wipeout, or Viking impression!
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Post by dlee on Mar 5, 2014 20:24:58 GMT -5
HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! First Stage: 1. Barrel Throw (from ASEAN Cup) 2. Barrel Climb (5 Barrels to run up instead of 3) 3. Castaway (from Viking) 4. Hedgehog 5. Math Parley (from Viking) 6. (Obviously) Spin Bridge (or Cannonball from Viking) 7. 2 Warped Walls 8. Horizontal Rope that Nagano Crossed in Viking Time Limit: 110 Seconds Second Stage: 1. Unicycle Ride Across Narrow Beam 2. Sucker Punch (from Wipeout) 3. Hand Walking Across Rocks 4. Jumping Up Set of Narrow Steps with Pogo Stick 5. Backstream (with bipolar Sasuke 29 jets) 6. Treadmill and Big Red Balls (from Wipeout) 7. Wall Lift with 4 ASEAN CUP Walls (20, 30, 40, 50) Time Limit: 100 Seconds Third and Final Stages: Same as 29 Even though the last 2 stages shall remain unchanged, the first 2 are too easy and need some type of Banzuke, Wipeout, or Viking impression! hahahahahaha are u the best troll in the world or? is this real??? Second stage is proably the best worst/funniest idea I have ever heard for sasuke. the more i think about it the more i wanna see Kong ride a unicycle hahahahahahahaha oh man
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Post by thatoneuser on Mar 5, 2014 21:12:16 GMT -5
HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! First Stage: 1. Barrel Throw (from ASEAN Cup) 2. Barrel Climb (5 Barrels to run up instead of 3) 3. Castaway (from Viking) 4. Hedgehog 5. Math Parley (from Viking) 6. (Obviously) Spin Bridge (or Cannonball from Viking) 7. 2 Warped Walls 8. Horizontal Rope that Nagano Crossed in Viking Time Limit: 110 Seconds Second Stage: 1. Unicycle Ride Across Narrow Beam 2. Sucker Punch (from Wipeout) 3. Hand Walking Across Rocks 4. Jumping Up Set of Narrow Steps with Pogo Stick 5. Backstream (with bipolar Sasuke 29 jets) 6. Treadmill and Big Red Balls (from Wipeout) 7. Wall Lift with 4 ASEAN CUP Walls (20, 30, 40, 50) Time Limit: 100 Seconds Third and Final Stages: Same as 29 Even though the last 2 stages shall remain unchanged, the first 2 are too easy and need some type of Banzuke, Wipeout, or Viking impression! hahahahahaha are u the best troll in the world or? is this real??? Second stage is proably the best worst/funniest idea I have ever heard for sasuke. the more i think about it the more i wanna see Kong ride a unicycle hahahahahahahaha oh man Obvious troll is obvious. SKC is far too obvious, as he has yet to learn subtlety. (Or humor.)
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Post by RiderLeangle on Mar 5, 2014 21:26:46 GMT -5
HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! First Stage: 1. Barrel Throw (from ASEAN Cup) 2. Barrel Climb (5 Barrels to run up instead of 3) 3. Castaway (from Viking) 4. Hedgehog 5. Math Parley (from Viking) 6. (Obviously) Spin Bridge (or Cannonball from Viking) 7. 2 Warped Walls 8. Horizontal Rope that Nagano Crossed in Viking Time Limit: 110 Seconds Second Stage: 1. Unicycle Ride Across Narrow Beam 2. Sucker Punch (from Wipeout) 3. Hand Walking Across Rocks 4. Jumping Up Set of Narrow Steps with Pogo Stick 5. Backstream (with bipolar Sasuke 29 jets) 6. Treadmill and Big Red Balls (from Wipeout) 7. Wall Lift with 4 ASEAN CUP Walls (20, 30, 40, 50) Time Limit: 100 Seconds Third and Final Stages: Same as 29 Even though the last 2 stages shall remain unchanged, the first 2 are too easy and need some type of Banzuke, Wipeout, or Viking impression!
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Post by Philip on Mar 5, 2014 21:37:58 GMT -5
I know I did one of these earlier in this thread, but that was a long time ago Philip's Sasuke 30 (2014 edition ) 1st Stage: 1- Dome Steps (a bit farther apart but not insanely far apart) 2- Rolling Escargot (a little shorter track, everyone fails on the 1st roll most of the time anyways) 3- Hedgehog (make it a little longer maybe?) 4- Jump Hang Kai 5- Warped Wall (1, not 2) 6- Spin Bridge (28 version, but at least it's further in the course I guess lol) 7- Ascending Ropes (so sick of the Tarzan Rope + Rope Ladder; the Ascending Ropes are just a few more of the Bungee Rope Climb ropes from Sasuke 25-27) 100 seconds 2nd Stage: 1- Cross Slider 2- Swap Salmon Ladder (the transfers being a bit farther apart) + 3- Unstable Bridge (the real non-s***ty one ) 4- Circle Cross 5- Island Escape (a water-ish obstacle that is hard but not unfair) 6- Passing Walls (take out the weird grips on the 1st wall) Hard to grade time on this one. 110 seconds? I dunno. 3rd Stage: 1- Iron Paddler (it just seems better as a 1st obstacle) 2- Floating Boards (the ones with the lips) 3- Crazy Cliffhanger 4- Peg Board (just not as insane as the Ultimate Plank, maybe more like the peg part of the Monkey Peg, I dunno, just some sort of peg board) 5- Vertical Limit 6- Pipe Slider Final Stage: Same as 29
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Post by lostinube on Mar 5, 2014 22:02:02 GMT -5
A whole bunch of awesome stuff I am guessing you want a first stage tournament ending? It's not that hard. It's not like I'm asking them to recreate the proof from scratch.
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Post by yamfriend on Mar 5, 2014 23:50:34 GMT -5
I am guessing you want a first stage tournament ending? It's not that hard. It's not like I'm asking them to recreate the proof from scratch. Semi-related fact: My Calculus IV professor (whom I also have right now for Differential Equations) said it took him about ten years to work through Wiles's proof; he said he still cannot understand certain parts of it. With that being said, your expectations of the competitors are way too ridiculous. For "The World's Most Difficult Obstacle Course" (thank G4 for that one), you should have them prove one of the six remaining Millennium Problems instead. In any case, integrating any form of math (pun intended) into SASUKE would not be good for Nagano...
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Post by thatoneuser on Mar 5, 2014 23:56:19 GMT -5
It's not that hard. It's not like I'm asking them to recreate the proof from scratch. Semi-related fact: My Calculus IV professor (whom I also have right now for Differential Equations) said it took him about ten years to work through Wiles's proof; he said he still cannot understand certain parts of it. With that being said, your expectations of the competitors are way too ridiculous. For "The World's Most Difficult Obstacle Course" (thank G4 for that one), you should have them prove one of the six remaining Millennium Problems instead. In any case, integrating any form of math (pun intended) into SASUKE would not be good for Nagano...Eventually we have to stop somewhere. Eventually we could just get to impossible courses with negative time limits and requiring the competitors to fly across the course.
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Post by lostinube on Mar 6, 2014 5:02:22 GMT -5
It's not that hard. It's not like I'm asking them to recreate the proof from scratch. Semi-related fact: My Calculus IV professor (whom I also have right now for Differential Equations) said it took him about ten years to work through Wiles's proof; he said he still cannot understand certain parts of it. With that being said, your expectations of the competitors are way too ridiculous. For "The World's Most Difficult Obstacle Course" (thank G4 for that one), you should have them prove one of the six remaining Millennium Problems instead. I was looking for something like that but really, I'm not one of those people that want 100/100 fails just because. Give them something they can do. Also, I could barely understand the wikipedia article about Wiles' proof. My usage of Proust still stands. For the 3rd Stage I'm thinking maybe something more modern. Like say before each obstacle, they have to accurately recreate a passage of Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music using rubber bands.
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Post by SKC99 on Mar 6, 2014 16:41:46 GMT -5
hahahahahaha are u the best troll in the world or? is this real??? Second stage is proably the best worst/funniest idea I have ever heard for sasuke. the more i think about it the more i wanna see Kong ride a unicycle hahahahahahahaha oh man DAMN RIGHT MAN!!! Kong shall fail the Second Stage! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by UnrealCanine on Mar 6, 2014 19:33:53 GMT -5
For Sasuke 30, instead of battling obstacles, everyone has to battle an enemy in a fist fight
Stage 1; Police Officer
Stage 2; Trained soldier
Stage 3; Black Belt
Final Stage; 5 year old child
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Post by Walking Contradiction on Mar 10, 2014 6:11:23 GMT -5
sasuke 30
first stage: time limit: 110 seconds
1- Quituple Step 2- Log Grip (sasuke 29 version) 3- Spin Bridge (sasuke 28 version) 4- Jump Hang kai 5- Half Pipe Attack (Very Small Landing Pad) 6- Warped Wall (increased to 4,6 m) 7- Jump Net( Competitor Must jump to Rope Ladder with Tranpoline) 8- Rope Ladder
Stage 2: time limit: 88 seconds
1- Vertical Rope (From Viking) 2- Auto Double Salmon Ladder 3- Unstable Bridge (sasuke 23-27 version) 4- Spider Walk (sasuke 28-29 version) 5- Metal Spin ( Harder than shin sasuke version) 6- Passing Wall
Stage 3:
1- Rumbling Dice 2- Body Prop (8,5 Meter) 3- Vertical Limit (Moved to 3rd Obstacle) 4- Cliffhanger (Version 3) 5- Flying Bar (5 Rungs) 6- Hang Climbing Green Bar 7- Devil Balanco 8- Arm Bike (Jumpless)
Final: time limit: 40 Seconds
1- Spider Climb ( 10 Meter) 2- G-Rope ( 12 Meter)
Total Victory prize: 3.890.002 Yen
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Post by gcjdavid on Mar 28, 2014 23:26:39 GMT -5
I'd like to design an extra ruthless course
1. Done slider 2. Rolling escargot/snail 3. Spin bridge (28) 4. Jumping spider (19) 5. Half pipe attack (A vs J) 6. Warped Wall (19 onwards) 7. Tarzan Rope + Rope ladder 115s
1. Slider Jump 2. Flying Bar + Unstable bridge (2 board) 3. Domino hill (from kunoichi, blue and green only) 4. Metal Spin 5. Wall lift 130s
1. Roulette cylinder (26) + Doorknob grasper 2. Ultimate plank 3. Ultimate Cliffhanger 4. Iron Paddler 5. Heartbreaker 6. Body prop [GREEN BAR] 7. Pipe Slider (29)
Final stage Flip ladder (Kunoichi 5, 7.5 m) Spider Climb (7.5 m) Rope Climb (8m)
30s
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Post by Walking Contradiction on Mar 31, 2014 7:36:27 GMT -5
I'd like to design an extra ruthless course 1. Done slider 2. Rolling escargot/snail 3. Spin bridge (28) 4. Jumping spider (19) 5. Half pipe attack (A vs J) 6. Warped Wall (19 onwards) 7. Tarzan Rope + Rope ladder 115s 1. Slider Jump 2. Flying Bar + Unstable bridge (2 board) 3. Domino hill (from kunoichi, blue and green only) 4. Metal Spin 5. Wall lift 130s 1. Roulette cylinder (26) + Doorknob grasper 2. Ultimate plank 3. Ultimate Cliffhanger 4. Iron Paddler 5. Heartbreaker 6. Body prop [GREEN BAR] 7. Pipe Slider (29) Final stage Flip ladder (Kunoichi 5, 7.5 m) Spider Climb (7.5 m) Rope Climb (8m) 30s slider jump in stage 2? u mad
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