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Post by lostinube on Oct 14, 2011 4:44:39 GMT -5
Midoriyama -
Victory was achieved but once again questions have arisen.
After the cheering had stopped and the euphoria had worn off, the murmuring started.
"He wore what?" was one question.
"Can you do that?" was another.
That both questions came from the same person is irrelevant. The important thing is that once again, Yuuji Urushihara is under fire for his choice in clothing.
In SASUKE 24, Urushihara wore gomu tabi which supposedly gave him an unfair advantage. His crime in SASUKE 27? Boxer briefs.
"You should wear one or the other. Not some weird hybrid of both," says a veteran competitor.
The competitor, who wished not to have his real name released but referred to himself as "Mr. SASUKE" says that advanced underwear technology gave Urushihara the boost he needed to complete the course.
"In my day, if you were a brief man, you stuck with that. Friendships at SASUKE are made and broken by the style of underwear you wear." He continued "Clearly there are advantages and disadvantages to both but to try to get the best of both worlds is simply not acceptable."
When asked if the producers had stated that boxer briefs were unacceptable, Mr. SASUKE replied "I don't know. They don't really talk to me anymore."
Already facing intense criticism for not being Makoto Nagano, Urushihara took the high road, stating that "whiners are weiners" and that if Mr. SASUKE had a problem he would be waiting for him near the 1st Stage clear button.
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Post by RiderLeangle on Oct 14, 2011 4:46:45 GMT -5
I was worried when I saw the title this might be real, but when I read the post, I lol'd, good job ube XD
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Post by arsenette on Oct 14, 2011 4:49:15 GMT -5
OMFG Ube... ahhahahahahaha
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Post by HarlequinKnight on Oct 14, 2011 5:34:03 GMT -5
I was taking it completely seriously. I even thought the boxer briefs might be true. But then I cracked up laughing at the idea of Yamada giving an anonymous interview as "Mr. Sasuke". Job well done Ube!
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Post by naganosupreeeme on Oct 14, 2011 8:14:39 GMT -5
Wow this is ridiculous I want to know who this anonymous coward really is and what a stupid moronic thing. How are boxers going to friggin help with the cliffhanger and rope climb or anything really? And what is this wierd japanese underwear based friendship thing I'm reading about? I have lost all respect for the competitors at Sasuke.
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Post by TCM on Oct 14, 2011 8:21:47 GMT -5
Bravo good sir, bravo.
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Post by andrea116 on Oct 14, 2011 8:26:53 GMT -5
Thanks for the laugh Ube!
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Post by mikessssssss on Oct 14, 2011 9:38:06 GMT -5
Friendships at SASUKE are made and broken by the style of underwear you wear. Bravo ;D
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Post by Badalight on Oct 14, 2011 12:36:30 GMT -5
Wow this is ridiculous I want to know who this anonymous coward really is and what a stupid moronic thing. How are boxers going to friggin help with the cliffhanger and rope climb or anything really? And what is this wierd japanese underwear based friendship thing I'm reading about? I have lost all respect for the competitors at Sasuke. Not sure if serious.
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Post by UnrealCanine on Oct 14, 2011 13:32:52 GMT -5
Wow this is ridiculous I want to know who this anonymous coward really is and what a stupid moronic thing. How are boxers going to friggin help with the cliffhanger and rope climb or anything really? And what is this wierd japanese underwear based friendship thing I'm reading about? I have lost all respect for the competitors at Sasuke. The Joke Your head
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Post by RiderLeangle on Oct 14, 2011 14:24:19 GMT -5
That or he's playing along with the joke. Although honestly at this forum I wouldn't be so sure...
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Post by ccisback94 on Oct 14, 2011 14:32:48 GMT -5
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I actually believed it somewhat up until the last sentence with the "whiners are weiners" remark.
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Post by japantv1210 on Oct 14, 2011 15:07:35 GMT -5
I need a source before I believe this.... and yes this is sarcasm, so you all don't label me an idiot haha.
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Post by willman999 on Oct 14, 2011 15:27:34 GMT -5
Wow this is ridiculous I want to know who this anonymous coward really is and what a stupid moronic thing. How are boxers going to friggin help with the cliffhanger and rope climb or anything really? And what is this wierd japanese underwear based friendship thing I'm reading about? I have lost all respect for the competitors at Sasuke. swoosh...
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Post by Gigarator on Oct 14, 2011 17:46:06 GMT -5
Heh, very good.
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Post by zdude69closedrofl on Oct 14, 2011 18:48:18 GMT -5
Wow this is ridiculous I want to know who this anonymous coward really is and what a stupid moronic thing. How are boxers going to friggin help with the cliffhanger and rope climb or anything really? And what is this wierd japanese underwear based friendship thing I'm reading about? I have lost all respect for the competitors at Sasuke. I'm sorry dude, but...seriously?
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Post by snowy on Oct 15, 2011 20:59:12 GMT -5
Well met, lad. Looks like Yuuji ain't the only one wearing his tight drawers these days.
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Post by Kowai Yume on Oct 15, 2011 22:41:51 GMT -5
You had me there, Ube. I thought it was real until I resd the other post. Nice job on the, umm, joke? fanfic? Whatever, call it watever you want.
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Post by Badalight on Oct 15, 2011 23:09:49 GMT -5
I think the fact that people believed it is funnier than the post itself.
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Post by UnrealCanine on Oct 16, 2011 8:10:00 GMT -5
Poe's Law
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