Here are some highlights from my first SASUKE simulation on my new laptop!:
Notable Stage 1 Runs:
*Tim Shieff is the first clear!
*Naj and Keitaro timed up on the Lumberjack Climb due to Tackle fatigue.
*Toshiharu Takami was the first Japanese competitor to clear,with a time of 2.78.
*Ishikawa and Katakabe failed Rolling Hill.
*I'm contractually obligated to remind you that Yuuya Katono failed the Fishbone.
*Taiga and Morikami failed the Fishbone.
*Meagan and Mika failed the TIE Fighter,Kacy and Sakiko failed the Double Pendulum,and Warnky and Flex failed the Fishbone.
*Coolridge cleared,proving to NBC that he's deserving of screen time.
*As for Yamada Gundan,Hiroshige failed the Rolling Hill dismount,Obata failed the Double Pendulum,and Yamada timed up on the Wall.
*Kyan and Sims failed the Rolling Hill dismount,Jake Murray and Flip cleared,Rosen failed the TIE Fighter,Campbell failed the Fishbone,and Bernardo failed the Double Pendulum.
*Iketani and Amano failed the Fishbone,Utsunomiya and Hioki timed up on the Lumberjack Climb,and Ibushi cleared.
*Oshima failed the TIE Fighter,Beird and Graff timed up on the Tarzan Rope,AYA and Kana failed the Rolling Hill ascent,and Hikari timed up on the Lumberjack Climb.
*Seiki,Hiraki and Zhang failed Rolling Hill,McColl and Bunpei failed the TIE Fighter,Wakky failed the Fishbone,Someya and Okada timed up on the Lumberjack Climb,and Lee failed the Double Pendulum.
*Jin failed the TIE Fighter,Dory failed the Fishbone,Brian Arnold was the first Quad Steps fail in 63 RUNS,Oliver timed up on the Wall,Estevez and Andre failed Rolling Hill,and Piazza,Dubois and Mars cleared.
*Brent and Moravsky failed the Fishbone,Brian Wilczewski and Nagano failed the Rolling Hill dismount,Chris Wilczewski,Geoff,Levin and Igarashi cleared,McGrath timed up on the Lumberjack Climb,and Gil failed the TIE Fighter.
*Shinya,Takeru,Mori,Tsukada and Shingo failed the Fishbone,Darvish timed up on the Tarzan Rope,Liao,Kong,Takeda,Nagasaki and Tomo failed the TIE Fighter,Kikuchi,Urushihara and Kanno timed up on the Lumberjack Climb,Matachi,Suzuki,Asa and Drew cleared,and Wreathman and Sato failed the Double Pendulum.
Notable Stage 2 Runs:
*Takami,the first runner,times out on the second wall of Wall Lifting.
*Matachi timed out on the Backstream,exploiting his fatal weaknesses once again (no offense intended).
*Suzuki,Shieff and Dubois are the first three clears!
*#NJPWInStage3!!!
*Levin and Igarashi cleared!
*Asa,Coolridge and Jake Murray failed the Salmon Ladder Down!
*Geoff and Mars cleared!
*Piazza timed up on the Reverse Conveyor. #ShamefulMoment (jk)
*Drew cleared with 17.25 SECONDS LEFT!
*Flip cleared,with not AS much time,but still cleared with 10.13 left.
*Chris was faster than Flip,somehow. #WhatTheWha
*AND Morimoto beat Chris' time. Hautboy...
Notable Stage 3 Runs:
*UCCH fails:Drew Drechsel (first jump);Dai Igarashi,Josh Levin,Alexander Mars (jump to moving ledge)
*Flying Bar fails:Kota Ibushi,Valentin Dubois,Tim Shieff (rung 2 to 3);Yusuke Suzuki (rung 1 to 2)
*Vertical Limit Kai fails:Flip Rodriguez (ledge 1);Chris Wilczewski (ledge 3)
*Pipe Slider fails:Yusuke Morimoto (FINAL JUMP)
Top 3:
1.Geoff Britten:完全制覇 - 0.39 left
2.Yusuke Morimoto:Failed Pipe Slider - FINAL JUMP
3.Chris Wilczewski:Failed Vertical Limit Kai - Ledge 3