Post by TCM on Sept 2, 2009 19:44:22 GMT -5
No you dirty-minded people, it isn't about the male phallus (or penis for those political incorrect folk or c*ck, d*ck, disco stick (yes that IS a Lady Gaga reference, look her up Rider...) for those less-educated) and its length, it's a video game. NO you sick freaks it isn't a porn game either.
It turns out it's a text-based video game from Japan (where else?) that was on the Sega Saturn (you know, the system NO ONE likes to admit they own) and it was literally about interacting with 6 inch people. Get those dirty thoughts out of your head I've already told you it doesn't role that way........although........
Looking at the blue-haired one (which after research her name seems to be called Pim, and no not the one from Phil from the Future................idiot) who has breasts that most 20-year old women would kill for, a slim body most weight-conscious women would fast for, a skirt so short Daisy Dukes get jealous and what seems to be a butt that would make a black girl go "DAYUM" the developer probably meant to make this game of the perverted persuasion, but changed their mind at the last minute. Not to mention, you have a gyspy-looking* woman (get her tears and sell them on the black market! PM me for details[/finished shamless plug]) named Etosera and a disturbing (understatement of the year candidate) catboy-esque person named Minty (who actually acts like a cat judging by the back cover).
Also, why the hell does he have "cat ears" while wearing the cat suit as well. Yeah..........that's not weird AT ALL.........despite this, it still looks "normal" compared to Cho Aniki (look it up) or wait for me to write something on it. I probably won't unless needlessly bored since posting something about that will have me use up all the characters allowed and I'm not kidding.
*OK I'm not making fun of gypsies, just making an obscure reference to the Madonna being booed for supporting them during a concert in the UK (I think) and obviously Borat as well. Now stop with the hate mail about it already.
It turns out it's a text-based video game from Japan (where else?) that was on the Sega Saturn (you know, the system NO ONE likes to admit they own) and it was literally about interacting with 6 inch people. Get those dirty thoughts out of your head I've already told you it doesn't role that way........although........
Looking at the blue-haired one (which after research her name seems to be called Pim, and no not the one from Phil from the Future................idiot) who has breasts that most 20-year old women would kill for, a slim body most weight-conscious women would fast for, a skirt so short Daisy Dukes get jealous and what seems to be a butt that would make a black girl go "DAYUM" the developer probably meant to make this game of the perverted persuasion, but changed their mind at the last minute. Not to mention, you have a gyspy-looking* woman (get her tears and sell them on the black market! PM me for details[/finished shamless plug]) named Etosera and a disturbing (understatement of the year candidate) catboy-esque person named Minty (who actually acts like a cat judging by the back cover).
Also, why the hell does he have "cat ears" while wearing the cat suit as well. Yeah..........that's not weird AT ALL.........despite this, it still looks "normal" compared to Cho Aniki (look it up) or wait for me to write something on it. I probably won't unless needlessly bored since posting something about that will have me use up all the characters allowed and I'm not kidding.
*OK I'm not making fun of gypsies, just making an obscure reference to the Madonna being booed for supporting them during a concert in the UK (I think) and obviously Borat as well. Now stop with the hate mail about it already.